Counsel My Gazoo!

Counsel My A-hole!

“Ivan, you can tell me anything,” guidance counselor Jenny Mason, Fourty three, says to her pupil Ivan. “What you say here is confidential.”

“Well, Ms. Mason,” Ivan sputters. “I must score some condoms from you. My beauty urges to go all the way. I heard u have condoms for free.”

“Sorry, Ivan, but I’m all out of condoms,” Ms. Mason says. “You’re the tenth first-year student that is come by this week. The school is supposed to get more next week.”

“I can’t wait till next week,” Ivan protests. “What if my girlfriend changes her mind?”

“Well, there is always irrumation,” Ms. Mason suggests.

“I’m over blow jobs,” Ivan says. “I need something new, but I don’t wanna knock her up.”

“Well, if it’s pregnancy you wanna stop, there is one way to have sex, but your girlfriend might not be willing for what I am about to reveal u,” Ms. Mason says.

Show him?

“You see, Ivan, 1st you strip your angel friend and bend her over. U receive her anal opening wonderful and wet. Then u bend her over and whisper in her ear, ‘I’m gonna screw you up the gazoo now.'”

Yes, that is right, show him. Because in this guidance counselor’s office, nobody goes out into the world out of hands-on experience. Not to mention cock-in-the-guidance-counselor’s-ass experience.

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